Anyway... Since my beloved Peter Singer apparently said the line between sentient and non-sentient life can be drawn somewhere between shrimp and oysters I felt like brushing up on my oyster knowledge.. And found this..
http://oscarandre.wordpress.com/2007/03/03/me-and-the-sex-life-of-oysters/
It was just soo funny! I hope you enjoy it, too!
Ane